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Your life and your choices, Catena.

Pottermore opened up the first four chapters of Chamber of Secrets to Slytherin house, for winning the House Cup!  Talk about other House’s virtues all you want, at the end of the day, it’s a Slytherin who’s getting shit done.

It’s good to be a snake today… btw Armand, how’s your cousin?  ;D

thegladhatter:

Just found this in the depths of a camera phone’s files. I drew it way back in December or January or something, during the first run at Sam’s story. It apparently amused me enough that I borrowed a phone to try and capture it, but not enough that I would actually remember to post it anywhere.

ACCURATE TO LIFE

American Independence: successfully celebrated.

…You know, the older I get, the more surprised I am I still have all my fingers.

Fishing trip: successful!  I caught a Greater Land Octopus, and didn’t even lose a finger this time!

I shall call him MacSquishy.

………….

He snatches the bottle out of the engineer’s hand almost too quickly for the human eye to follow.  

“Anytime!  But I warn you, I am legitimately awful at that game.”

And he probably cheats.