Professional Consulting Wizard Gnar
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Your life and your choices, Catena.

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Your life and your choices, Catena.

SWAG

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magiccardswithgooglyeyes:

TOTALLY RAD BRO

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

magiccardswithgooglyeyes:

TOTALLY RAD BRO

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

((OOC: ack, sorry, I’ll get to the questions in my inbox soon, I promise!  …Well, actually, probably not until Monday.  I am unforgivably slow, I know.  :C  ))


Haha, sure, why not.  That’s about the going rate for my thought processes, innit?
Lately I’ve been feeling kind of… sour, I guess.  Like, as someone else probably said somewhere before, the milk of human kindness has gone off.  It’s like, there’s me, and there’s my life, and it’s so small and petty and hardscrabble, and there are great things going on around the world like cyborg jellyfish and war and insanity and heavy-handed metaphor and what I really want to do is just live on Mars for a while but I can’t because I am short and underleveled and ultimately really quite insignificant.  
And as time crawls by it starts to seem more and more like I will never live on a planet other than this one and even though it’s a pretty big one it just doesn’t seem like enough.  Perhaps I ought to take up residence at the bottom of the sea floor.  Or maybe the south pole.  On the other hand, maybe I just ought to concentrate on leaving the house at least once a day before moving on to the big stuff.
But leaving the house is challenging, because they frown upon smoking opium in public these days.
…
so basically I’ve been depressed because I can’t go and get high on the moon.


Getcher money’s worth, anon?

Haha, sure, why not.  That’s about the going rate for my thought processes, innit?

Lately I’ve been feeling kind of… sour, I guess.  Like, as someone else probably said somewhere before, the milk of human kindness has gone off.  It’s like, there’s me, and there’s my life, and it’s so small and petty and hardscrabble, and there are great things going on around the world like cyborg jellyfish and war and insanity and heavy-handed metaphor and what I really want to do is just live on Mars for a while but I can’t because I am short and underleveled and ultimately really quite insignificant.  

And as time crawls by it starts to seem more and more like I will never live on a planet other than this one and even though it’s a pretty big one it just doesn’t seem like enough.  Perhaps I ought to take up residence at the bottom of the sea floor.  Or maybe the south pole.  On the other hand, maybe I just ought to concentrate on leaving the house at least once a day before moving on to the big stuff.

But leaving the house is challenging, because they frown upon smoking opium in public these days.

so basically I’ve been depressed because I can’t go and get high on the moon.

Getcher money’s worth, anon?

Pottermore opened up the first four chapters of Chamber of Secrets to Slytherin house, for winning the House Cup!  Talk about other House’s virtues all you want, at the end of the day, it’s a Slytherin who’s getting shit done.
It’s good to be a snake today… btw Armand, how’s your cousin?  ;D

Pottermore opened up the first four chapters of Chamber of Secrets to Slytherin house, for winning the House Cup!  Talk about other House’s virtues all you want, at the end of the day, it’s a Slytherin who’s getting shit done.

It’s good to be a snake today… btw Armand, how’s your cousin?  ;D

Remember me? I'm Dexigone on Gaia! O_O

'Course I do!  You're that kid who likes sports!

thegladhatter:

Just found this in the depths of a camera phone’s files. I drew it way back in December or January or something, during the first run at Sam’s story. It apparently amused me enough that I borrowed a phone to try and capture it, but not enough that I would actually remember to post it anywhere.

ACCURATE TO LIFE

thegladhatter:

Just found this in the depths of a camera phone’s files. I drew it way back in December or January or something, during the first run at Sam’s story. It apparently amused me enough that I borrowed a phone to try and capture it, but not enough that I would actually remember to post it anywhere.

ACCURATE TO LIFE

nothing burned down this time

American Independence: successfully celebrated.

…You know, the older I get, the more surprised I am I still have all my fingers.